couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
idiomIs unable even to organise a project that requires no planning; is incompetent; used to describe someone as greatly incompetent.
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couldn't be more different
Two entities that have virtually nothing in common.
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couldn't care less
To not care at all; to have no interest or concern; to be apathetic.
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couldn't carry a note in a bucket
Not musically talented, unable to sing.
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couldn't happen to a nicer
Sarcastically asserts that those in question thoroughly deserve their fate.
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couldn't stop a pig in a passage
To be bow-legged.