They are just having a silly pissing war over who is faster.
pissing war
idiomAn immature dispute over some trivial matter.
Origin
disputed originThe phrase is derived from the territorial behaviour of certain animals, such as male cats, which mark territorial claims with urine.
The meeting turned into a pointless pissing war between the two managers over who had the bigger office.
The board members grew tired of the endless pissing war between the departments, as it distracted everyone from the company's actual goals.
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territorial pissing
Any territorial behaviour exhibited by humans.
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tug of war
A dispute between two parties, particularly an entrenched, back-and-forth dispute.
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turf war
A fight or confrontation between two divisions or parties for access to resources or capital.
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war bride
A company or individual whose business is increased by warfare.
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war of nerves
Warfare characterized by psychological manipulation, involving tactics intended to demoralize, frighten, and unnerve opponents in order to prompt surrender.
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war of words
A heated exchange of threatening or inflammatory statements.
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win the battle, but lose the war
To achieve a portion of a goal, but fail to achieve the entire goal.