shitting match
A pointless competition, dispute or conflict, often over some trivial matter.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“They are just having a shitting match over who arrives first.”
“The meeting turned into a total shitting match over the color of the office walls.”
“The two managers engaged in a pointless shitting match, completely ignoring the urgent project deadlines looming over their department.”
Compare pissing contest.
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be no match for
To be outmatched by; to be much weaker, less capable, or less desirable than.
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cuts and scratches
[Cockney slang]matches
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game, set, match
An expression indicating finality, announcing that a series of events—usually involving some form of rivalry—has reached a conclusion.
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match made in heaven
A relationship, such as a marriage, that is happy and successful, sometimes because the partners are very compatible.
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match made in hell
A relationship that is likely to be unhappy or unsuccessful because the two partners are very incompatible with each other.
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whole shooting match
Everything; the entire collection, endeavor, or activity.
Last updated August 10, 2026