That broken umbrella is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
useless as tits on a boar hog
idiomIneffectual, pointless.
The new manager's plan to fix the budget was as useless as tits on a boar hog.
The outdated software, which lacked even basic security features, proved to be as useless as tits on a boar hog during the cyberattack.
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ball hog
In team sports, a player who keeps the ball to themselves, rather than passing it.
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crank one's hog
To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
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get one's tits in a wringer
To get into trouble.
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go the whole hog
To do something as completely or entirely as possible; to hold back or reserve nothing.
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high on the hog
Well off; living comfortably or extravagantly due to great wealth or financial security.
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hog heaven
A state of contented bliss.
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keep one's tits on
Synonym of keep one's hair on.
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off one's tits
Heavily intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol or drugs.