useless as tits on a boar hog
Ineffectual, pointless.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“That broken umbrella is as useless as tits on a boar hog.”
“The new manager's plan to fix the budget was as useless as tits on a boar hog.”
“The outdated software, which lacked even basic security features, proved to be as useless as tits on a boar hog during the cyberattack.”
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arse over tit
Tumbling; falling; upside-down, unstable or unbalanced.
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ball hog
In team sports, a player who keeps the ball to themselves, rather than passing it.
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crank one's hog
To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
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get one's tits in a wringer
To get into trouble.
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go the whole hog
To do something as completely or entirely as possible; to hold back or reserve nothing.
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high on the hog
Well off; living comfortably or extravagantly due to great wealth or financial security.
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hind tit
An inferior source of food or other resources.
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hog heaven
A state of contented bliss.
Last updated August 10, 2026