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apples and pears

Slang Cockney rhyming slang · East London

stairs

Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.


SIMPLE

I am going up the apples and pears to my bedroom.

CONTEXTUAL

Be careful when you walk down the apples and pears because they are quite steep.

COMPLEX

He carefully navigated the creaky apples and pears, hoping to reach the attic without waking the rest of the house.


To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display.


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Last updated August 10, 2026