carrot and stick

beat off with a stick

To reject (a person making an unwanted amorous approach).

beat with the ugly stick

Used to describe someone who is particularly ugly or unattractive.

clue stick

A metaphorical stick used to beat information or understanding into a slow learner.

get on the stick

To get started; to begin working; to become active.

hit with the stupid stick

Used to describe someone who is stupid or unintelligent.

holy crap on a stick

Emphatic form of holy crap.

keep one's stick on the ice

To remain vigilant and ready for action.

let crazy stick its dick in you

To have sex with a male deemed insane.