You think he will help you? Fat chance.
fat chance
idiomLittle or no chance, a low or nonexistent likelihood of occurrence or success; a faint chance.
I asked my boss for a month off during our busiest season, but he gave me a fat chance.
Given the company's current financial instability, there is a fat chance that the employees will receive their promised bonuses this year.
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big fat
Complete, utter, total.
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blow one's chance
To ruin, or fail to capitalise on an opportunity.
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Buckley's chance
A very small chance; no chance at all.
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chance upon
To find (someone or something) by chance.
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Chinaman's chance
No chance; zero possibility.
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crack a fat
To get an erection of the penis.
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dog's chance
Little or no likelihood.
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fat finger
A supposed cause of typographical errors, especially keyboard errors, caused from erroneous key presses or typing errors on touchscreen devices.