poop factory
An infant.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“My new nephew is a little poop factory.”
“The new parents are exhausted because their little poop factory wakes up every two hours.”
“Between the constant laundry and the lack of sleep, the couple found that life with a tiny poop factory was far more demanding than they had ever imagined.”
A compound formed from the observation that a subject, typically an infant or a domestic animal, appears to perform no function other than the digestion of food and the subsequent manufacture of waste. The term treats the biological process as a singular industrial output.
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beat the poop out of
To beat (someone) severely.
- 02
get to the fireworks factory
To reach the most interesting, eventful or important part of a storyline.
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poop in one's pants
to become extremely frightened.
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poop machine
An animal whose defecation inconveniences humans.
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poop oneself
Synonym of soil oneself.
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send to the glue factory
To kill, usually a horse.
Last updated August 10, 2026