poop machine
An animal whose defecation inconveniences humans.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“My new puppy is a total poop machine.”
“Your pet rabbit is a real poop machine.”
“That horse is a giant poop machine.”
“You should know that a healthy goldfish is a constant poop machine.”
“I love my dog, but he is a little poop machine whenever we go for long walks.”
“Cleaning the cage every single morning is exhausting because this hamster is a tiny poop machine.”
“We decided not to get a guinea pig after my neighbor called hers a poop machine.”
“The park feels like a minefield because the local geese are poop machines that leave a mess on every single path.”
“The vet warned us that the rescue kitten would be a poop machine until its digestive system adjusted to the new diet.”
The term is formed from the colloquial observation that certain subjects, typically infants or domestic animals, appear to perform no function other than the continuous processing of nutrients into waste. It is a compounding of poop and machine, predicated on the view of the biological digestive system as a singular, repetitive mechanical process.
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beat the poop out of
To beat (someone) severely.
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grinding machine
A machine tool in which a rotating grinding wheel is moved against the workpiece (or vice versa) in order to cut the latter to a desired shape.
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milling machine
A machine tool in which a rotating cutter is moved against the workpiece (or vice versa) in order to cut the latter to a desired shape.
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poop factory
An infant.
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poop in one's pants
to become extremely frightened.
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poop oneself
Synonym of soil oneself.
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sex machine
Someone with considerable sexual prowess.
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well-oiled machine
Something that operates capably through the effective coordination of many parts.
Last updated August 10, 2026