porcelain god
A commode; a toilet bowl.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“He spent all night praying to the porcelain god.”
“After eating that questionable street food, he spent the entire evening worshiping the porcelain god.”
“Following the excessive celebration, he found himself kneeling before the porcelain god, regretting every drink he had consumed throughout the night.”
See worship the porcelain god.
- 01
bow down before the porcelain god
Synonym of worship the porcelain god (“to vomit into a toilet bowl”).
- 02
call someone everything but a child of God
To call someone many abusive names.
- 03
drive the porcelain bus
Synonym of worship the porcelain god (“to vomit into a toilet bowl, especially while drunk or hungover”).
- 04
God forbid
indicating that the occurrence of something is very undesirable
- 05
God forfend
Don't let it be.
- 06
God is in the detail
Expresses the idea that whatever one does should be done thoroughly; i.e. details are important.
- 07
god that failed
A notable let-down or flop; a concept, product, or person that has failed to live up to very high expectations.
- 08
God's eye
A decorative diamond-shaped item woven from yarn, associated with Mexican and Central and South American Native American peoples.
Last updated August 10, 2026