call someone everything but a child of God

answer the call of nature

To satisfy a bodily urge to urinate or defecate.

as if someone owns the place

Alternative form of like someone owns the place.

beat someone round the ears

To beat (a person) with blows about the head.

bless someone with

To give or bestow, as a gift from God.

bow down before the porcelain god

Synonym of worship the porcelain god (“to vomit into a toilet bowl”).

bring someone to their knees

To defeat and make submit to orders.

call a lid

To inform the press that no further news will be released from a governmental body that day.

call a spade a spade

To put it bluntly, to be outspoken; to speak the truth, to describe things as they really are.