He went to the bathroom to spank the monkey.
spank the monkey
idiomTo masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
Living alone in that small apartment, he had plenty of time to spank the monkey.
The crude novel depicted the lonely protagonist, night after night, drinking cheap wine and spanking the monkey until dawn.
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brass monkey
Very cold.
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cheeky monkey
An impudent person, usually a child.
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get one's monkey up
To make someone angry, annoyed or irritated.
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grease monkey
A mechanic, often with the specific connotation of an automobile mechanic.
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like butter on a bald monkey
Very smooth.
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make a monkey out of
To cause a person, group, or action to appear foolish or inferior; to subject someone or something to ridicule.
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monkey around
To act foolishly.
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monkey business
Activity that is mischievous, stupid, or time-wasting.