take the Browns to the Super Bowl
To defecate.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl right now.”
“Excuse me for a moment, I really need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.”
“After a heavy meal, he excused himself from the table to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.”
A punning reference to the American football team, the Cleveland Browns, and the championship game known as the Super Bowl. The expression relies upon the correspondence between the team's name and the colour of human waste, and the architectural commonality between the sporting arena and the porcelain fixture.
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bowl a googly
to surprise (someone); to introduce (to someone) something unexpected, underhand or requiring a quick reaction or correction.
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bowl of cherries
An enjoyable experience.
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bowl over
To overwhelm; to cause to fall to the ground.
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bowl up
To pack the bowl of a pipe with smokable material.
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brown bag
A short presentation or seminar on a given subject, especially one given at lunchtime.
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brown bread
Dead.
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Last updated August 10, 2026