will the real someone please stand up

as if someone owns the place

Alternative form of like someone owns the place.

beat someone round the ears

To beat (a person) with blows about the head.

bless someone with

To give or bestow, as a gift from God.

blow this pop stand

To exit or remove oneself from a less than exciting location or environment.

blow this Popsicle stand

To leave a place, often with anger or anticipation of going somewhere more exciting.

bring someone to their knees

To defeat and make submit to orders.

call someone every name in the book

To call someone many abusive names.

call someone everything but a child of God

To call someone many abusive names.