buff the muffin

idiom

Meaning

To masturbate.

Origin

disputed origin

From buff (“to rub”) + the + muffin (“vagina”), chosen for the rhyme in the participle ("buffin' the muffin").

Examples

SIMPLE

He went to his room to buff the muffin.

CONTEXTUAL

The teenager locked the door to buff the muffin in private.

COMPLEX

Finding himself alone for the afternoon, he decided to buff the muffin while the house remained quiet.

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