Idiom idiom
buff the muffin
Meaning
To masturbate.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
Examples
“He went to his room to buff the muffin.”
“The teenager locked the door to buff the muffin in private.”
“Finding himself alone for the afternoon, he decided to buff the muffin while the house remained quiet.”
Origin
A compound of buff, meaning to rub, and muffin, a slang term for the vagina. The construction was selected for the internal rhyme produced by the present participle, buffin' the muffin.
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Last updated August 10, 2026