make the bald man cry
To masturbate.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“He went to his room to make the bald man cry.”
“After a long and lonely evening, he decided to make the bald man cry to help himself fall asleep.”
“Seeking a momentary release from the stresses of his day, he retreated into the privacy of his study to make the bald man cry.”
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absence makes the heart grow fonder
One feels more love or affection for those one loves when parted from them.
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be a man
To put up with something or take responsibility for it; to deal with something, such as pain or misfortune, without complaining.
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be one's own man
To behave independently without the influence of others.
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be the bigger man
To walk away from a conflict to prevent it from escalating.
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boldly go where no man has gone before
To break new ground.
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broken man
A man who has suffered significant and enduring emotional pain as a result of a highly unpleasant or traumatic event.
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cannot make it
Cannot reach satisfactory or expected standards or do something competently; describes someone in a hopeless situation.
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cry all the way to the bank
To be happy due to the receipt of money, but sad about the cause.
Last updated August 10, 2026