johnson
n. countablen. a slang word for a man's penis. It is a very informal and slightly old-fashioned way to talk about the body.
n. a slang term for the penis. Informal and euphemistic in register; its usage has declined in modern speech but remains recognisable in certain dialects.
He made a crude joke about his johnson.
The comedy film relied heavily on double entendres involving the main character's johnson.
A patronymic surname from John + -son, literally “son of John”. * In the U.S. the name Johnson has been adopted by numerous European immigrant families originally named Johansson, Johnsson, Johansen, Jonsson, etc. * Doublet of Johansson, Johansen, Jansen, and Hansen.
Etymology adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
Typically used with a possessive pronoun like 'his'.
Last updated May 2, 2026