cock cheese
Smegma or dried semen on the glans penis, usually underneath the foreskin.
Meaning adapted from Wiktionary, available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
“He needs to wash better to avoid getting cock cheese.”
“Poor hygiene under the foreskin can lead to the buildup of cock cheese.”
“Medical professionals often advise patients that failing to clean the area properly may result in the accumulation of cock cheese.”
The term derives from a perceived physical resemblance between the curds of accumulated smegma and the consistency of certain cheeses, such as feta. It is a modern vulgarism based entirely upon this visual comparison.
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a little bit of bread and no cheese
Used to represent the song of the yellowhammer (Emberiza citrinella).
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Banbury story of a cock and a bull
A roundabout, nonsensical story.
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beat the cock
To masturbate.
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big cheese
A very important figure, especially a high-ranking person in an organization.
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chalk and cheese
Said of things that are very different, though possibly superficially alike.
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cheese tax
A portion of cheese given to a domestic animal such as a dog or cat, usually when the cheese is being brought out or prepared for human consumption.
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cheesed off
Annoyed, upset, angry.
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cock a snook
To perform a snook, a gesture of disrespect.
Last updated August 10, 2026